Reading the Olympic Symbol

As the keynote speaker at an Olympic fund-raiser, a politician told his speechwriter to prepare something upbeat and motivational. Glancing quickly at the text the morning of the address, the politician bellowed, “What kind of nonsense is this? You want me to open my remarks with ‘Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh’?” “Sir,” replied the aide, “I think you’re reading the Olympic symbol.” (Taken from Readers Digest)

 

There Goes My Sarcasm

I hired a new CEO who is from the navy. I always got irritated that he is late to work though he is a veteran. I thought I would use a little sarcasm and one day asked him, “John, what is the first thing, officers of navy say, when you arrive late to work?” “Good Morning General” *There goes my sarcasm*

 

Its On your head

After being issued basic combat training equipment, we were warned that gas masks were frequently lost, and that we would be charged $65 for a replacement. Determined not to lose mine, I developed the habit of hitting its case with my elbow as we marched, to ensure that the mask was safely inside. Near the end of training, we made a final check of our masks before ascending to the […]

 

Can You Balance a Apple On your nose??

The other day, I was at a school explaining kindergarten kids what life of police in the town was. I was trying to motivate and instill patriotism in them. I really thought I did the job well and when I asked the students for questions the only questions hurled at me was   “Police, can you balance a apple on your nose”?   Looks like My explanation SUCKED ..

 

My Dad is In Navy

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, Sir.” “Oh? And what does your father do?” “He’s in the Army, Sir.”