Bro Dudes Gettin Ripped

I went to the local gym earlier.  I was greeted by some awesome bros in shirts that may as well have been two criss-crossed rubber bands…..they were discussing teeth whitening products…and tanning.  

 

Kool story virgin

“I met this older lady who was like 35 and I when I was 16. My parents were out of town so we went back to my house and had sex like all weekend.” -Chris