Stuff On Hills?

As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: “What’s that stuff on those hills?” “Just snow,” replied the stewardess. “That’s what I thought,” said the lady, “but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”

 

Dog in Backyard

Me and My husband Jim were excited when neighbours moved into the next house. To our badluck, they bought a dog with them which always barks in the mid of the night and disturbs our sleep. One day, after midnight, Jim said “I had enough of this” and went out When he came back, he was bleaming with pride though the dog was still barking. The next morning I found […]

 

Reading the Olympic Symbol

As the keynote speaker at an Olympic fund-raiser, a politician told his speechwriter to prepare something upbeat and motivational. Glancing quickly at the text the morning of the address, the politician bellowed, “What kind of nonsense is this? You want me to open my remarks with ‘Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh’?” “Sir,” replied the aide, “I think you’re reading the Olympic symbol.” (Taken from Readers Digest)

 

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Bro Dudes Gettin Ripped

I went to the local gym earlier.  I was greeted by some awesome bros in shirts that may as well have been two criss-crossed rubber bands…..they were discussing teeth whitening products…and tanning.