Joke I have heard

First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?” Second soldier: “No way, Jose!” First soldier: “Whyever not?” Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”



Regulations say, that every delivary to my son in NCC camp,  be labelled in large letters . He then went from camp to camp in search of his dream. One day, to encourage him, I sent him a box full of home-made extra sweet cookies with the lable “COOKIES”. He never got them. The next lot was labelled “HEALTH FOOD” The package was delievered the first thing in the morning