OverHeard -- Three Wishes

overheard my husband and his friend speaking I wanted an Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. All I got is, ARTIST in kitchen, DEVIL in home and ECONOMIST in bed

 

His Hair Is Gone

Conversation between me and my friend Me: Nice locket, where did you buy it? Friend: No, I ordered it. It has my husband’s hair in it. A soveneir Me: A sovenier? Your husband is still here why then? Friend: His hair is gone.

 

Rejection

I finally told a guy I liked him through messaging online, he replied but acted like I wrote something entirely different. I guess he id not feel the same way..

 

Kool Story

I like this guy..and for some reason everywhere I go he is there, so I assume its fate, but he can never remember my name. Kool right?