OverHeard -- Three Wishes

overheard my husband and his friend speaking I wanted an Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. All I got is, ARTIST in kitchen, DEVIL in home and ECONOMIST in bed

 

Surprise her

One day, a customer came to my shop and bought a bathroom scale. He wanted it gift-wrapped and wanted the label to say “Happy Birthday Honey” When I enquired, he says, “My wife’s birthday is nearby and she wants a sportscar. She hinted at it saying I want somthing that goes from 0 to 170 in 3 seconds. This is gonna be a big surprise for her”